Oh yeah.

CLARICE
Human,14.
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date: 18thJune, 10.47pm.

drinking: -

eating: -

mood: SUNBURNT, HOT HOT HOT HOT (!!)

listening: blog song

reading: nothing

doing: -

Call me Clarice. I luv all my fellow batchmates., ex batchmates, NYSB. Also all 210-ers, and all School Of Thought mates <3 Luv Ms Eu always, most inspiring teacher ever in my life. Also always loving RGPS and NYGH, two schools which made a major impact in my life. And lastly, my family.

not in any order

Be Happy

Thick Belt

Hair Straightener

W910i

Unlimited Arcade

ONTO green headphones

Skelanimals Electric Bi-Fold Wallet!

Ipod Classic 80GB

New watch

Red Converse

More stabilo/playcolour markers!

Red Crumpler

New wallet

Sony Camera

More GRAPHIC tees

sax bands

Plain Colour Hoodies

world adomination? :D

Impossible Wishes

To have perfect eyesight
To be flexible
To be back in a sports CCA
To be freed of homework

Fly off, to Artic.

210'09
ABC
Ainurr
Alex
Alicia
Alien
Annette
Caitlan
Chantal
Charlotte
Cherie
Chermain
Chermaine
Cheryl Choo
Chloe
Chongmin
Clare
Clarice
Daphne
Denise
Dione
Donovan
Elaine
Ellen
EnNing
Fangmin
Felicia
Fidelia
Gladys
Graciee
Gwen
Hannah
Hilary
HsiehEn
Jacq
Jallene
Jamie Lim
Jamie Phua
Jamie Seah
Jean
Jeanette
Jermaine
Jiarui
Jolene
Kahmun
Kimberly
Klare
Lauren;
Lenise
Liyin
Luoyi
Maria
Mark Kon
Meaghan
Melissa C
Michaela
Michelle Ng
Michelle Tan
Ming hui
Musho
Nicole C
Nicole T
Nina
NYSB
NYSB SEC2
PanYu
Peiling
Phoebe
Prisca
Puilin
Rachel Khoo
Rachel Gan/Vera Loo
Rachel Tan
Rachelle
Regine
Sally
Samantha
Sara ng, fellow psychic :D
Sarah
Serene
Shanna
Sharon
Sharon(Ben's sis)
Shauna
Sheeny
ShinYun
Shu Hui
Shu Min
Sijia
Stephanie
Tay Min
Vanessa Yap
Vania
Wan Li
Wei Ling
WEIMIN!
Xin Er/ Anthea
Xinyun
Xue En and YiJin
YingHui
YingQin
Ying Xuan
Yiteng
Yu chen
Yun Ting
Yvonne
Zerlina

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALICIA! :D

HAHA DONT FORGET THE LYRICS!
I just went to the show at suntec outside carrefour (8
The guy who sang im yours is damn good o:
He sounded like jason mraz omg la. He was saying his favourite song is jason mraz im yours, then they played that song for him. HAHA he knew all the lyrics for the song can -.-
And he's cute, and shuai.
:D
then there was this french/german guy who sang some opera song, so called what he's a music teacher, um came to singapore at 5 years old? Okay whatever but the song he sang was from britatins got talent finalist that opera guy! They sould so alike haha.
:D
Oh oh oh then came the last song, never gonna give you up by rick astley HAHA OMFG. I found it so damn familiar then i realised it was ms eu's favourite song haha!
and i smsed her that they were singing it.
:D
after the show ended had lunch at SOUPerlicious (:

Anw, singaporeans are so damn uncivilized o:
Yesterday went cartel for dinner, and i lost my appetite within minutes cos this stupid old fugly woman sitting at the table beside us with her sisters i guess (4 of them), she placed her leg on the chair and tilted the chair and took so much bread (free flow), and started munching it in a very very unglam way D:
I was so damn disgusted and the family just ordered 2 drink and 2 soup of the day and ate their free bread omg.
maybe they ordered more in the end i dont know cos i left earlier. Holy disgusting creatures.
Ah well. Go learn some table ettiquete.
>:(

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/30/2008 03:28:00 PM

sara posted the previous post.
Just fyi.
Haha its the otherway round.
She loves me :D
HAHA stupid thick skinned sara ng! o:
:D
the post just now, i mean, 28Nov post (also my chinese birthday:D),
in fact should actually be like that.

I LOVE CLARICE LIM, THE AWESOMELY AWESOMELY AWESOME KID.
i feel like turning into a boy and marry her.
OMG.
I LOVE HER SO MUCH, i need to proclaim it to the universe!

YAAAY.
Now that sounds right :D

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/29/2008 12:14:00 AM

I LOVE SARA NG, THE AWESOMELY AWESOME KID.
i feel like turning into a boy & marrying her.
OMG.
I LOVE HER SO MUCH, i need to proclaim it to singapore!

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/28/2008 10:09:00 PM

OMG IM GONNA BE ON TELEVISION O:
Haha ms eu is damn siao.
read this:
btw to all who havent received the sms, ms eu told me and michelle to pass it on, so yeah.
AND SHANNA CHUA SOT IS NOT SIAO SIAO CLASS.
its school of thought.
:D

Msg from ms eu:
Channel U is interested in filming a bright Sot class and ms eu has selected the sat class. Can you make it at SOT for a free lunch on 4 dec (thurs) @ 1pm? Afterwhich we will proceed for a little trail (amazing race). Please rsvp b4 1st dec (mon), Thx, School of thought.

HAHAHA.
Just now conferenced with michelle and ms eu (and ms eu sounds so diff on the phone o_o) and cos we thought it was a prank but ms eu said it is real. Goshh haha. Said that we will meet at sot, and then go to food for thought for lunch while they film (?!) and then like amazing race go to dont know where haha. So fricking cool haha. YAAAAY. She said what cos our class very siao and mediacorp want to show the bubbliness of singaporeans students, and er oh how we contribute to the ecnomy (?!). And ms eu said anyone can come. Yeah. Calefare?!
HAHA.
Anw i cant wait till 4 dec.
SPREAD THE WORD AROUND! :}
For now ciao!

Loveeee,
Clarice.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/27/2008 06:08:00 PM

Weimin is damn cute, or rather, google.
She asked me how to get a fever.
I told her get out of the shower and stnad under aircon naked.
She wanted another way.
So i went to google it, and guess what type of stupid answers i got.

1 )cut an onion and place it in each of your armpits for arund five to six hours. nicely done fevr coming up! but it's temporary, will last about for half the time the onion has remained in ur armpits

Nehh her armpits will stink.

others i wont put up.
im going to watch drama bye bye.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/25/2008 10:36:00 PM

I JUST WOKE UP :D
and im going to sleeep again.
OHMYGOD.

and i just realised its one month to christmas yay.
and 1month minus 3 days to my birthday double yay.
and one more month+a few days to school reopen triple yay.
D:
:D
Im feeling weird oh no i shant blog anymore who knows i might pour boiling water onto my lappy or lick it.
bye im off to my bed.
YAY.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/25/2008 04:16:00 PM

I had bad bad bad insomia imsonia, whatever, i couldnt sleep last night o:
Suddenly i cant wait for school to reopen, just for 3 things.
1.Im gonna be a senior
2.Im gonna be an angel.
And most importantly,
3. I am so going to write a proposal to the head of CCA's to get me out of infocomm and make bowling as a standard CCA so that i can take it as 1st CCA.

:D
Stupid nanyang. I came to nanyang cos it was stated in the book that there was bowling as a CCA oh bother. Now i feel like im in prison in infocomm, editing videos, which i have absolute no interest. And i miss softball, if only i wouldnt have problems with that glove ): If only. And volleyball. Mom wouldnt let me take up wolleywolleyball D: I wanna cryyyyy.
And i couldnt sleep last night thinking about how my proposal would be like and trying to make it sound nice and polite and that it will make the teacher sympathsise me like UGH.

Bowling i love youuuuuuu.
ROAR. Hurry up let me enter bowling.
D<

I cant believe i didnt sleep a wink last night ):
Now im dead tired.

And i still have to do homeworkkkk cos im going away i dec alot of times ): My book review homg one week has past, im only halfway through this stupid chinese books about aliens and the OTHER world D:
Life sucks.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/24/2008 08:25:00 PM

I SPENT $30+ ON STATIONERY TODAY O:
And i went home only to find out that actually i have alot already and now i have so many pens D:
All those which i thought had ran out of ink actually had ink wthhhh.
And today is the first time i mailed a letter to somewhere in changi :D
Its a secret haha.

Sara's so gonna get me for this D:

Anw, HAPPY 333TH POST :D
Im going for supper now fat glutton clarice 8), so bye bye.

You know you love me,
xoxo,
Clarice.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/22/2008 08:38:00 PM

BLACKOUT.
Lastnight i missed my drama ):
Watching the news halfway for the PSLE result thing and then it went blank just as they talked about PSLE )< And daddeh was showering and he thought i was playing a prank on him. Stupid shit and the i had to wait for 1 and a half hour before the lights came on, and by then it was 11.35pm D: 25 more mins till my drama end. Seriously.
The management sucksssssssssssss.
It just happens to my block, theothers are okay wtf. But its always neighbours bonding session haha :D

Anw,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE<3
Thought belated-.- (blackout).
Yeah.
Going orchard for lunch and shoppping now :B

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/21/2008 12:52:00 PM

Okay shit i look spastic.

Okay blurrrrrrrrrr X:

I had only 3 secs left to take, so couldnt capture all D:

And there wasnt time to finish decorating, so 2 were very plain D:

Bugis neo shop is super crowded o:

How bored i am.

Saw this coaster at bugis haha :D

Or was it a notebook (?)

MARINAA BARRAAAGEEEEEEEEE. (sorry for poor quality image,didnt bring cam)

The view there rocks.

Singapore flyeeeer.

Genting bowling! <3

My cousin is damn good considering its her second time bowling in her life.

122 eh.
Wahseh.

YO.

Nanyang can be so romantic at night!

And freaky too.

No this is nto a haunted house.

~~Still waiting for sara to sed me the pictures~~, byeeeeeeeee.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/20/2008 02:31:00 PM

I finally found something i liked today :D
HOHO today went out with sara ng and i was ahem late. My alarm didnt ring and my dad was at work so my mom woke me up (X:) and i rushed like shit, had breakfast, bathed and ran out of the house, and missed the only bus i could take. Bus drivers are mean i just missed the bus by what, 3 secs? )<>

Then i told sara i'd be late and i had 2 more stops to interchange(bus), she thought the cityhall mrt interchange wthh. HAHA sorry sara. I wasted 10 mins of your life. Then went around bugis before going bugis street. Oh sara.

Roamed there for maybe 2 hours plus o: then went MOS for lunch with bubbletea, yo. FISH BURGERSSSS :B met one of raffles senior there awkward moment cos we kept staring at one another o:

After lunch, arcade. HAHA GUITARFREAKS!:D Omg la the underground arcade is so nice there's version 5 of guitarfreaks <3 Shopped like ________________(fill in as you wish), then took neos at the same old mach, and had so little time to decorate cos it was fricking crowded boohoo. So 2 of them was like ultra plain. ):

Then took mrt to raffles city cos sara wanted her macarons, and sat by the fountain and talked. No we did not gossip! (: Pictures are with sara i'll grabbed them from her asap :D It was raining like shit when we went home boohoo.

And 5 and a half hours whizzed past :D

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/19/2008 05:15:00 PM

Bugis With Sara Tomorrow :D
Oh my grandma got lost today, so in the end i did alot of exercise. I went to macs, foodcourt, cold storage, shoe department, handbag department, and so on.
0:
I want sympathy.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/18/2008 10:30:00 PM

Happy Birthday Klare! :)
Havent seen you in ages! o: Hows crescent?(: Anw,takecares :D

My mom didnt allow me to go sentosa tmr with gwen and joy poosh.
And currently my television conked out again (just repaired!) Curse the repairman boohoo.
Its crazy, sometimes can watch, sometimes cant.
Holeymoley.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/17/2008 07:06:00 PM

Replies to tags:
Lenise: Whatever you loser shit force your friend to buy the album for you.
Shermaine: He says he's teaching upper sec next year yeah. ):
sara: Haha none other than sara ng.
xinyun: I shall consider :D HAHA.
lenise: Homg why arent you dead yet ):
hannah: LAZYYYY (:
Hannah: no not going on wed, er not confirm. Yes i do miss softball. Compared to infocomm its like x12356873423124675423more fun. );
Kimberly: You didnt telll me! At least walk down a few blocks to come my house tell me la.
Fel: No offence taken.
Jean: Haha okay hope so! I dont want some really boring teacher whom will make me fall asleep in class.
Kim: Tagged :D
Lenise: no im so not dead.
Jean: Oh. He teaches drama x_o. He should change to language arts haha.

Okay im done with that!
Oh yesterday went to the arcade and played guitarfreakV4 :D:D:D There was one 250bpm or mroe (forgot) And the notes were like so fast i screwed it up within a minute, no 10secs. >:(
Then my friend's guitar couldnt work halfway, so i went to tell the person and we got freegames haha :D he asked how many coins we put in (i should have told him 9), but i told him 3 (1game).
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay i didnt dare to lie, cowardly me ):

Life after exams can be quite fun yet boring):
Come to think of it, next year im gonna be a senior and can boss those secondary ones around haha jk. But times really flies o: I feel like i have been in nanyang only for 10days. Boohoo. I dont wanna move on, but i have to D:

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/16/2008 05:08:00 PM

watch it its damn funny :D But i dont get some parts :S

Press ESC to stop the music fyi (: so that you can hear haha.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/15/2008 09:40:00 PM

THANK YOU SARA NG :D
for sending me david archuleta's songss <3
and
Happy birthday Lenise Tan! :D
Dragonboat girl haha happybirthday you're thirteen now!
Yay you feel the age i know :D

On another note, I want a G-WRAP for my IPOD :)
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
I will get it.
I know i will :}

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/15/2008 05:19:00 PM

POST DEDICATED TO BELOVED WEIMIN SHITBALL:

HAHA WEIMIN IT WAS GREAT FUN PLAYING WITH YOU TONIGHT :D
HAHA FALLING! :B
But believe it or not, i have ALL his song yes :DDDD My friend sent them to me buahahaha. HOHOHO. You play, i play along with you {:

David Archuleta.
01 Crush
02 Touch my hand
03 Barriers
04 My hands
05 A Little Too Not Over You
06 You can
07 Running
08 Desperate
09 To be with you
10 Dont let go
11. Your eyes dont lie
12. Angel.

:D:D:D:D
I HAVE THEM ALLLL C:
Dont believe next time you come online i send you. Just now my ipod wasnt with me and i was watching drama so never send you idiot.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/14/2008 10:39:00 PM

Lenise was like talking shit to me..........

Lenise(: says:
im going dragonboating tmr!

Lenise(: says:
BE JEALOUS THEN:D

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
sucks

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
You will drown

Lenise(: says:
EVIL SHIT.

Lenise(: says:
STUPID MEANIE.

Lenise(: says:
DAMN YOU.

Lenise(: says:
!

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
:D

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
Later you drown

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
then the police will need 45 days to find you

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
and then later you already decomposed
Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
and stinky

Lenise(: says:
WTF WTF WTF

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
AHHHHH ):

Lenise(: says:
WTF WTF WTF

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
there goes my lenise

Lenise(: says:
WTF WTF WTF

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
):
Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
DONT GO
Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
TMR MUST RAIN

Lenise(: says:
I WILL MAKE SURE I HAUNT YOU SHOULD I DROWN.

Lenise(: says:
LALALA

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
ITS DANGEROUSSSS

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
Then you will hit headlines

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
Seriously.

Lenise(: says:
okay you stupid dumb ass

Lenise(: says:
...
Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
dont just because of fame

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
fame, just go have ______________________________(cant say here). (go ask lenise if you want to know haha)

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
dont need to drown!

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
):

Lenise(: says:
FK!

Lenise(: says:
IM NOT CHEAP!

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
drowning is the WORST way to die

Lenise(: says:
YOU, CLARICE, IS CHEAP!

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
Then go bomb (a country)

Lenise(: says:
*turns a deaf ear*

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
or some shit

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
SURELY HEADLINES

Clariceeeeeeeeee :B }Mascara (haha) says:
:D

Lenise(: says:
IM NOT THAT SICK/STUPID/DUMB/LAME!

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/13/2008 05:42:00 PM

Im gonna miss secondary one. And i forgot to get the montage from Mrs wong level LD ):

Im missing primary school too, especially primary 6. Gosh one year has passed and my juniors are gonna get their PSLE results soon haha best of luck juniors! :D

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/13/2008 05:07:00 PM

Neoprints!>

JOYYY :D

My masterpiece :D

All using eye liner hahaha yes very random cos couldnt find any marker :B

Choral and Drama Night was the bomb! :D

Ours was changing room 4 which was so much smaller than changing room 3 (112).I dont know why when 112 only has 2_ people, but at least we didnt end up in LT1(:

After rehersal took 67 with Gwen,Joy and Daphne to Lot1 :B Shopped and had lunch at Pizza Hut before going to the arcade to take neos and play, GUITAR!:D Fyi i ahve Guitarhero in my handphone now yay be jealous.I have been admiring my neoprints since :)

Then me and gwen went to buy macs for dinner (takeaway), while joy and daphne went up to joy's house to get our bags.

-------------joy's father sent us back to nanyang----------------

(it pays to be late)

Hurried to changing room and put on makeup hahaha :D It was quite fun la but my hair was very screwed and it didnt get any better -.- Eye shadow, mascara (haha), Blusher, Foundation, and something else :D Gwen tried helping abby do the mascara and ended up smudging her eye D:

Performance and then joy's dad sent me to bus stop, and i had to take bus back ):

Parents were busy wttheck.

Came home and watch television till 12midnight and bathed and slept :D

Woke up today to blog.

On another very sad note,

That guy in the picture wont be teaching us next year for language arts ):

Holeymoley.

I hope it wont be...
You should know who.

And i shall not say.

Daphne says it might be Mr Nick Ng! :D

But she says sometimes he's quite fierce(VERY.), and unreasonable.
But he's quite funnnny i heard :DDDD Bald head hahaha.

Ah well see how it goes 8)

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/12/2008 04:30:00 PM

WISH ME LUCK :B
Tomorrows Choral and Drama! :D:D:D
lunch with gwen at joy at ________(somewhere)
WEIMIN DIDNT BUY FOR ME MY DAVID ALBUM TODAY ):
STUPID WEIMIN I HATE YOU LA.
AND ITS 16.90 ONLY HOMG DAMN CHEAP! (:
I sooo cant wait for tmr, maybe i can go buy david's album during the break! :D
JOY, GO BUGIS :B

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/10/2008 09:20:00 PM

Shit i cant find my sony thumbdrive still ):

On another note,
I went to marina barrage today :B
Singapore rocks la.
& Weimin's gonna help me buy my david's Debut album tmr :D:D:D
YAY.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/09/2008 10:23:00 PM

IM GOING TO THE ARCADE NOW :3

I know i rule :D

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/08/2008 09:43:00 PM

I forgot to mention in my previous posts,
but
i saw mr kaw at serene centre on fri
with his girlfriend.
:D
Sara and i went mad zomg. To start off with, yingxuan met me at serene centre; island creamery :D YUMMMYY. That was after lunch when i was gonna vomit -.- Then met trudy and sara and gym people there, and oh my ex softball seniors now in hwa chong and my current sec4 softball seniors. o_o. Anw i dont think they recognise me.

Then stuffed ourselves with calories till suddenly sara saw mr kaw with his girlfriend. And she went under the table to take a picture haha wth.(we were sitting outside of island creamery fyi, and me and yingxuan sat at a dfferent table), then after i found out sara and i went to find them yes stalkers hahaha. But couldnt find then after maybe 15 mins yingxuan saw mr kaw queuing inside island creamery :B Then we started taking pictures (his girlfriend holding hands with him) LOVEY DOVEY!<3>
-truck blogger ate up my post again-
D:

(cut cut cut shortt)
Sara and i started hyperventilating and after they exited through the back door we went to find them, hahahaha stalkers we are. Then we saw them halfway when we were about to enter serene and they were coming out -.- And they were holding hands yet again! :D OH then we screamed and laughed like shit and started sprinting back to island creamery in our sudden spasm of joy/shock/horror. And mr kaw was like over there so shocked. And saying. "WHAT?!"
HOMGGGGGGG :B

Oh but his girlfriend is quite pretttyyy ayeeeee.
I can say, above average(:
Very slim! :D
Mr kaw has not bad tasteee eh.
Hahaha okay CIAO!
:D

OH BY THE WAY IM LAZY TO POST THE PICTURES WHICH I PROMISED TO, BUT GO DAPHNE'S BLOG IF YOU WANT TO SEE , CHEEEEERS :D

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/08/2008 07:34:00 PM

Tagged by michelle.

Instructions:
1. Do the "Letter MEME".
2. Tag no less than 5 other people.
3. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

Template:
Dear (the last person who text messaged you):I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).
(12),
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk

-getting quite freaked out-

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now(how vulgar!)
France - In pain

And hence, the story goes:(last person who text msg me was my dad, but its a lil out cos i cant have an affair with him, so the second last, ------JOY.)
Dear ~~Daddy~~Joy:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about Eggplant-fetishism.

Go burn,
Clarice.

Hahaha its so funny it's just like one of those weird quizzes from that weird book we did in SOT!(: I love this sort of letters hahaa i shall not do the other stupid quizzes. MADLIBS(the book name) I suddenly recalled ;x
:D

Buhbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :B

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/07/2008 11:16:00 PM

I JUST GOT MY LAPTOP BACK :B
I know i rule :D Im so happy i forced my parents to drive me to my cousin's house to take, no im not a spoilt brat, they were passing by there anw. I cant believe this i havent been touching the keyboard for almost a week damn. Holymother.

Oh Choral and Drama Night :D
Yesterday, i mean, for the next 4 days, its choral and drama night(s) :D Okay didnt go today cos mom didnt allow wtf, no transport and la la la. ~~Fucking mother.~~ Shit no curse/swear/wtv words. She said i had to finish my jiang homework before i could go, anw, tmr's the last lesson yay yay. Then like at 6.45 when i finally finish my jiang shit work i realised too late to go. Mother_____. (fill in the blank yourself). But on mon im so gonna go, tues preformance day! :D But i think ours suck the most like ?!. Not funny at all, and ultra boring and weird and zhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu gan! D: Oh change of plans (zhu gan(me)), wearing white :D.

Yesterday was fund raising, real fun :D 110 pwns everything was sold out by the interval c:
The bubbletea was like really SOLD OUT,and we were told that we needed more straws (before it became sold out), so Me, Weimin, Gwen, Joy and Daphne went to cheers and 7eleven to hunt for bubbletea straws -.- And they didnt sell, as i expected. So Weimin, Daphne and I went to coro to buy straws from the bubble tea shop for 3 bucks per pack. Then when we were on the way back yingxuan smsed us that there were only 3 cups left like wtf. We bought back one fricking pack of straws -.-

Oh then we watched the performance and 210A's was like super touching, i teared. My river flows in you! :B Wo ai ni. The performances were really nice and now the more i think of it, i darent perform.110A's gonna screw it up i bet. And i had a free hairspray last night haha weimin! )<>
Anw, wish me luck for my performance on tuesday(:

Genting.
Sigh.Im too lazy to go through the 4 days. And the fricking woman wouldnt sell me that jacket at 50RM like wtf. I didnt have enough money and my mom wasnt there. I am damn pissed like the design was damn nice just that quality like PAPER. And the factory outlet store, i wanted to buy so many things, no money. Hell i spent all on outdoor and indoor theme park )<>

Oh i have been tagged by michelle to do alot of quizzes )<
Wait i need to go her blog to copy paste. Stupid her went to make a collage for SOT wttheck.I had really disgusting hair in a few of those pictures shit. Anw im like so poor thing i think i got tagged by her for 4 quizzes 0: Next post. This post will be too long if i do the quizzes here D: )
Poor Clarice.

One question before i go,
DIVIDE 30 BY HALF THEN ADD 10.
What do you get?(:

Answer: 70. (go write it out and you find out why :B )

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/07/2008 10:17:00 PM

bye bye im off the genting tomorrow.
Today woke up and went for lunch at ritz carlton to celebrate cousin's birthday ,haha you can guess what time i woke up :D The buffet rocked(:
after jiang camwhored with daphne in the car today; her dad sent me to united sq :D
Thanks daphne :D
Pictures uploaded after i come back from my trip okay(:
Got to go sleep now bye (:
(tmr i have to wake up at an unearthly hour of 5.30am ): )

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 11/01/2008 10:03:00 PM