HAI I REALISED I BLOGGED THRICE TODAY, BUT WHO CARES.
:D
I slacked the whole of today shit i need to run, swim, whatever.
I WANT MUSCLES.
IM JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE MUSCLES.
I need to PASS NAPFA WITH GOLD.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/31/2009 09:57:00 PM

Aiyohhhhh tsk tsk. My cam skills quite good eh.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/31/2009 09:08:00 PM

Mass theft in school today :/
Fucking thefts (apparently seniors, sec4'08), who failed sec 4 and didnt go hwachong, came to MASS STEAL EVERYONE'S STUFF. Stupid ahlians, two of them, they smoked, dyed hair, piercings, bimbotic bitches >:( One of them was a gu-zheng-er, another basketballer.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF >(
THE GUZHENG SENIOR'S NAME IS LYDIA.
Anyway.
Poor Wei Min even worse her one week old W980 gone seh!
Regine even better, she lost her mom's phone o;

Summary of main things which those damn seniors stole: PSP, ATM CARD (thankgod mine didnt get stolen), thumbdrive, mp3, ipods, HANDPHONES, notes (ALOT OF CASH), few wallets, and more stuff.

SCREW YOU BITCH(ES). Seriously just because you leave nanyang already you can come back to do this to us like wtf?! BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH. Fuxxxx you. Go screw your cjb la knnb! $%^&^%*$&#

Steal my EZLINK FOR WHAT?!!!!!!!! I already terminated it and fuxx now I HAVE NO TRANSPORT YOU CB. I'll have major problems getting to SOT on saturday, all thanks to you $%^&*&)%^$#%*^&)(&)%^$.

You must be wondering how i know its these two bitches. Jermaine saw them come out of class 208's back door, and Jacq Teo from 208 who was sitting at the backdoor beside door, her handphone disappeared. 201, 205 and 209 people saw these two girls btw.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Also, you must be thinking how come 210 was majorly affected by this incident. Apparently, WE WERE HAVING ART, HAPPILY MIXING COLOURS WHEN OUR STUFF WERE BEING STOLEN CHAOCB. 309 WAS HAVING CHEM PRAC HAHA MIXING ALL THE CHEMICALS. AND 202 WAS HAVING HOMEECONS.(COOK COOK COOK) AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE STUFF GETS STOLEN WHEN THE CLASS IS OUT DUE TO LESSONS (PE, drama, science prac, home econs, art, music, etc.)

Im trying to think positively now, cos, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I ASSISSTED IN A POLICE INVESTIGATION (the police were called in to help out), and I GOT TO MISS LESSONS.
Sigh.

Life cant get any better.

ps.Physics was alright, hopefully A1! :D (the full marks for physics dream has been destroyed, unfortunately)
p.p.s this cut appeared on my hand over night idk why. Its not painful, its just pinkish ;D
p.p.p.s i think our vice principal and principal's awesome.
p.p.p.p.s Infocomm is driving me crazy.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/31/2009 07:55:00 PM

Howdie.

• -School
• -Aft sch mugged physics at the library with Pris and Regine (THANKYOU REGINE) cos house blackout :/
• (Seriously thank you regine for the formula thing haha if not i wouldnt remember. Thank you cos though you had to mug bio you helped me for physics (L) (L) (L) )
• -Regine went to KAP with chloe chu, leaving me and pris behind to continue to mug.
• -HELPED PRISCA HO REMEMBER MORE MORE MORE FORMULAS :D
• (DONT TELL YOU THE SECRET TO MEMORISING FORMULAS HAHAHA)
• -Rained donkeys and monkeys.
• -Prisca leaves, AWESOME me continue to mug.
• -Xiaoyi comes along and help me with some questions. (SHE WAS READING MANGA -.-)
• -Take lots of calls in betweeen and help people and stuff , SMSED LIKE SHIT TO ALOT OF PEOPLE)
• -Regine calls to tell me that she left her dumb ipod in her class, asks me help her get then i bring to KAP for her ):<
• -5.30+, went to 2/2 to find her ipod, DOORS LOCKED.
• -Tried to dismantle windows.
• -Failed to, ran to General Office to get 202 class key, got interrogated cos im from 210 -.-
• -explained and stuff, ran up 3 levels to 202 AGAIN to enter class and get stupid ipod.
• -Ran back to General Office to return key.
• -Bused with Zirong, at KAP busstop, passed dumb ipod to Regine and Chloe.
• (HAHAHAHA I TOLD THE UNCLE TO STOP THERE COS I NEEDED TO PASS SOMETHING TO SOMEBODY)
• -WENT HOME.
• -Mugging physics now.

REGINE HOE YOU BETTER THANK ME IF NOT FOR I=P/V I WOULDNT GET YOUR CRAP SHIT IPOD FOR YOU OKAY.

Hahahaha PerVert. :D

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/30/2009 07:02:00 PM

Yo mommmas,
HAPPY EARTH HOUR!!!!!!!!!!
I hereby sincerely apologise to Earth for not saving her for 15 mins cos i was showering and needed LIGHTS. Now im typing in darkness teehee. Anyway, Gwen says im like a chocolate.(that doesnt make any sense i know ;D )

SOT today,
and Ms Eu was complaining about my punctuation, so she gave an ELABORATED EXAMPLE.
-x-
Panda eat shoots and leaves.
Put a comma after eat, this becomes:
Panda eat, shoots and leaves.
For slow peoplezz, the second option means that MY PANDA EATS, THEN (USE GUN) SHOOTS, (WALK AWAY), AND LEAVES.
like wtf?!!!!!!!!!
Its was damn funny but my punctuation seriously aint that bad la.
Pffft:/
-x-
Then we were learning lit devices and stuff, repetition.
"I love you." After repetition it becomes:
I love love love love love love you.
RIGHT?!
This RI guy said i love you you you you you you.
HAHAHAHA STUPID SHIT.\
Next was metaphor.
I love you as much as the red red river.
DO YOU GET THE JOKE :D
red red river= your period (FOR GIRLS)
= i dont love you that much cos normal people will hate their period as it is once a month and causes cramps and headaches.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
okay im damn high now, but i was really emo for the first half of today.
And what made it worse was Ghost of Rwonda, broken corpses and skeletons o:
Ms Eu said that that show was not allowed in Singapore o.o
Oh yes, Jeanette you alright? Though im not a christain i wanted to cry too, cheer up kayz. (L)(L)(L)
But Blades Of Glory was DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN FUNNY hahaha laughed like shit.

Overall felt today's tuition was great, including jiang.
LAZY TO ELABORATE JAING TOO MUCH TO ELABORATE, AND ITS HARDER TO TALK ABOUT CHINESE, CHINESE TUITION in my posts. Teehee.
Ciao!

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/28/2009 08:42:00 PM

Today's chinese lesson whizzed past.
I dare say it was the most fun chinese lesson i've ever had since I entered Nanyang. No idea why, but Joy and I were really really high HAHA. And Daphne and Gwen were really high over the secret life of Daphne and Yogi. And yes, our new class arrangment has made the class oh so cosy, lovable, and bonded heehaw. The teachers didnt disagree, for once! :D
Now i have a conducive environment to study in class HAHA. Im sitting beside Joy and Prisca, Shermaine's behind me (monitress), Trudy and Shauna are diagonally behind me, Vania's in front of me, Puilin, Serene all of them :D

= easy to hand up worksheets.

Geog and History reps- same row
LA rep- myself?!
Chinese rep-just pass in front
Math rep-Diagonally in front of me
Science rep- right in front.

HAHA WHATEVER ITS A BIT COMPLICATED BUT WITH THE NEW SEATING ARRANGMENT ITS DAMN EASY TO GIVE OUT AND COLLECT AND HAND IN WORKSHEETS AND ASSIGNMENTS AND STUFF :D:D
Other sec two classes, be jealous.

However sadly, last lesson of monday we will have to change it for tuesday's Science CA1. But after that we'll change back again :B Term 2's gonna be so damn fun minus the block tests :D
SABBATICALS IN WEEK 7! (or some other week in term2), I CANT ENTER CHINESE OPERA AGAIN OR I WILL GO AND JUMP.
):<
Okay ciao.

ps.I badly need to get Geog out of my head. The whole of today i was studying geog :/ and making more notes. Im obssessed.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/27/2009 07:39:00 PM

Today.
The last day before torture comes.
TOMORROW.
The start of CA1 which lasts for TWO MONTHS.
Wish me luck for geography tomorrow; GEOGRAPHY LOVES ME MORE THAN WEI MIN.
Sigh. I must get A1 !!!!
I dont know im copying notes and copying more and more till somehow i am beginning to like studying. I dont know whats wrong with me.
Pffft :/
Bye im going to mug.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/25/2009 09:22:00 PM

I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED SOME RANDOM KEY ON THE KEYBOARD TODAY AND MY MSN SHUT DOWN AND DISAPPEARED. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME. ANYWAY I WAS TOO LAZY TO LOG OFF AND LOG IN AGAIN SO I LIVED FOR 4 HOURS WITHOUT MSN! I THINK I AM DAMN PRO DONT YOU THINK SO :D

ANYWAY, SORRY FELICIA YOU ASKED ME FOR THE HOMEWORK TODAY AND AS I WAS REPLYING YOU THE BLOODY THING CLOSED ON ME. AND THANK YOU LUO YI FOR HELPING ME WITH CHINESE SIA; I HELPED YOU TOO YAY! ;D

IMMA HAPPPPY KID.

OH YES.
MET ALISTAIR LOH (FORGOT CHINESE NAME), AT HWACHONG-NANYANG BRIDGE TODAY. I FELT TALL. REALLY TALL. COS I WAS GOING DOWN AND HE WAS COMING UP. SO HE BECAME EVEN SHORTER HAHA. (so i smsed ms eu and all the rest, and ms eu said :" aiyah, he very cute la :D " ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After that my phone couldnt stop vibrating. I was on my way to west mall, and i received at least 30 smses during that short span of 20mins. HAHA OMG RIGHT. you know i think this small font very cute and i want to type all my posts with this smallll font size but im afraid you guys cant read cos as it is the normal font is very small o:
Okay back to where i was, had lunch with tanxiner at west mall, then library to do some "work" (NOT PRODUCTIVE AT ALL T.T), then dad sent me home.
(AND MY HOUSE= BLACKOUT)
Luckily restored after a while heh.

okay ciao!

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/23/2009 11:14:00 PM

Yaaaallooooow :D
Okay thats damn screwed up.
HELLO :D
Mom and Dad came back from overseas today yay, mom bought me chains, CHAINS CHAINS CHAINS (L) Gladys my mom's cooler than your mom ahha. Okay nevermind EQUALLY COOL :D

SOT today was awesome, super fun as usual, minus the UNTEST. Hahaha stupid comprehensions, totally flunked it like crap, Alistair got the highest :/ Beat Mark seh. HAHA OKAY ADMIT IT HWACHONG IS BETTER THEN SJI :D Tay Rui Lin should get one more mark higher la. So we were talking about SOT, yeah, Jeanette was saying that alot of her classmates wanna join SOT too, Daphne wants too if im not wrong. But, as we were saying, haha our batch= ORIGINALS. The next batch = FOLLOWERS. HAHA super dumb, but nevermind :D Ms Eu said that we're the FOUNDERS OF THE AWESOME CLASS, THE FUN(NEST) CLASS. okay seriously i think our class is like really the most fun class. And apparently the other classes are super quiet, and another thing, she said Rachelle's coming back. And ahem overwhelming response. I shant elaborate, but i guess today's class, we said alot of vulgarities o:

And Ms Eu's dress was, UHM, INAPPROPRAITE. Okay take a scissors and cut for holes of a pieces of black cloth, ( 7 year old cutting), and thats the end product, with a belt. But her belt was really NICE AND OKAY ACTUALLY HER DRESS TOO. But it was damn short haha. MINI DRESS. And she was flipping it, (3 LAYERS). Ahem ahem haha ruilin.

Then we were talking about Broader Perspectives and Present perfect, mainly the magazines. Cos they came to Nanyang before, yeah i remembered and if im not wrong this year Secondary 4 cohort has to order Broader Perspectives heh. BUT THE MAIN THING I WANT TO CONVEY: MS EU FREAKING WANTED TO ASK US TO GIVE AWAY FREE MAGAZINES TO OUR FRIENDS WHO WANTED.
Roflmao Jeanette and Mark started protesting. I think i did too, but anyway.
"SON OF A BITCH!"
"BASTARDS"
"FAKES!"
"WE'RE THE ORIGINALS!"
HAHA ALOT OF THINGS HAPPENED TODAY.

After that had lunch at Bugis with Mich and RL, (couldnt afford FOOD FOR THOUGHT HAHA; Ms eu wasnt there to sponsor us o: ), then went to macs and then to SOT to buy food, and Ms Eu stole my Macs Sundae. (She wanted to steal my McMuffin in the morning too ): ) Then headed to jiang, stuff _________________________________________________________

-Rained, was pouring donkeys and monkeys and cows and cats.
-Took MRT AND BUS HOME
-Kena drenched

Thats about it ciao.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/21/2009 10:36:00 PM

OMGWTFBBQ.
Progress reports online shocked me, in a bad way.
Esp HISTORY. For "attentive in class" i scored 2. FREAKING 2. Like wtffff esp history, i PAY ATTENTION, alot of ATTENTION AND I EVEN MAKE NOTES COS I KNOW MY HISTORY WAS LIKE CRAP LAST YEAR. And i scored 2. Luo Yi and Xue En too! Ugh.
And then for "submitting work punctually", my was 3, WHEN I HAD NEVER ONCE SUBMIT MY WORK LATE. Luoyi had 3 too, and the most shocking news, PEISHAN AND XUEEN THEIRS WAS 2. Hahaha seriously they always hand in amongst the first can. Peishan is going to confront Mrs Kwan omg.

But at least Mrs Wong's way nicer :
CLARICE has the potential to do better as she has a good study habits.

And Chinese, Zhen gave me quite good remarks heh:
品性纯良、活泼，尚属有礼。能知向学，亦知守规。

Then for LA, it was like , like, LIKE NEITHER GOOD NOR BAD :
Clarice was able to improve an initial low mark on a writing assignment to a much higher one by doing her revision carefully and clarifying instructions. She is outgoing in class and makes a contribution to class discussion, although her preparation for class is, I sense, uneven. She also showed leadership and public speaking ability in her group's presentation on historical background.

Ahwelll.
G's mom just told me to study, and nto watch tv.
She's damn cute.
-x-
My parents are still overseas, I DONT WANT THEM TO SEE MY PROGRESS REPORT ):
Cos i failed MATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :(
okay ciao.

edit/
last night something totally freaked me out.
This random caller called : Hello is your mummy and daddy at home?
IN A VERY NICE MANNER.
I was distracted by TV and thought it was my mom's friend, so i was like;
"No they're overseas." And right after that i regretted saying that. So i asked :"Who are you?"
AND THE FUCKING PERSON HUNG UP ON ME.
$%^&*%^&%^$#^$%*^(&
B!tch.
I was like fcking scared throughout the night.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/20/2009 01:10:00 PM

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CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/17/2009 06:54:00 PM

hey Yellow Fellas I luv you. When you get really bored doing tuition homework plus school homework.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/14/2009 08:59:00 PM

I would like to say a few things.
1. I have two blue blacks on my knees, and they're symmetrical, one on my left knee, another on my right, AND THEY'RE THE SAME SIZE.
2. This incident made me become more racist, against the blacks.

Normal day after school, I board bus 170 to go home. This group of Hwa Chong JC boys make hell lot of noise (about 10 of them), and they were sitting on one another cos the bus was super packed, and that was very wrong, looked very wrong too, SITTING ON ONE ANOTHER, excuse me, they're like 17, 18? Childish gay shit. Then they alight at Chun Tin Road, and cos it was very crowded, they had to push through to go to exit. This Indian couple were standing beside them, and wanted to sit the place where these HC people sat. So guess what the black guy said.
"MOVE IT YOU ASSHOLE, DONT PUSH ME."
I was so fricking shocked.
STUPID ASSHOLE.
I was so disgusted i alighted the next stop. (i could alight any stop; 5 stops to choose).

Sigh.
SOT today, was really fun. Jiang was really quick too, 1 and a half hours just whizzed past.
Basically today was great, really great:D
Im watching jurasssic park now heh heh will post pictures laterrrrrrrr.

Going to Daphne's church tomorrow, after that geography project.
Bleah.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/14/2009 08:38:00 PM

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/13/2009 03:07:00 PM

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/11/2009 09:47:00 PM

watch this chong chong min min told me to watch it, and she guranteed would never wanna eat fries again. APPARENTLY NOT, I LUV FRIES :D

THANK YOU DEAR CHONGMIN FOR HELPING ME WITH HIST ASSIGNMENT FORMAT I LUV LUV LUV YOU.

Aunty chongmin happy now ? :D

edit/

omg i think this is the like sixth time i am editing my two posts today haha.

so,

THANK YOU DEAR FELICIA AND LUO YI TOO FOR HELPING ME WITH HIST ASSIGNMENT FORMAT I LUV LUV LUV YOU.

You know i have like soooo many tags today haha. Chongmin totally spammed it la.

okay ciao!

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/09/2009 07:19:00 PM

Hello Friends.
I am feeling very funny now, literally and figaratively, so i am here to share some jokes.
HEEHAW.
Im feeling super random now, so excuse me for my randomness.

MURPHY'S LAW: EXPECTED THE UNEXPECTED, SHIT HAPPENS.

Okay pardon me, some racist jokes too. (scroll down for answers)

1. What do you call an Indian Priest?
2. What happens when two chinese men get knock down in the middle of the road?
3. What do you call the Singh who likes to chill out?
4. What do you call 1000 niggers skydiving?

Ohshit why am i doing all this, wait, i need to do homework!
Remember clarice, Do your Homework.
Homework, First. Blogging, Last. Yes correct.


But hold on, i just remembered something, and forgot it again. omgwtfbbq. OH OH OH. Ron guy told us on saturday about his indian friend who likes to make racist jokes about his race, like uhhh, how does a singh drive a motorbike? (Vrooom vroom vroom, turban turban turban.)
OKAY NEVERMIND THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE -.-

Right after i type out the answers i need to fly off to the artic and isolate myself and concentrate on my homework. Mmhmm.


Answers.
1. Holy Shit
2. You get double yellow lines.
3. Relax-singh (relaxing)
4. Nightfall.

I HAVE MANY MORE UPLOAD SOME OTHER TIME.
And i know they're very funny kthxbai.
ps. No offence meant to be made, thank you.

edit/
THANK YOU CHONGMIN FOR BEING SO CHONGMINISH.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/09/2009 12:22:00 PM

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/09/2009 12:40:00 AM

Okay, guess camp is a need to blog? :( im really feeling too lazy to blog, so i guess i'll probably summarize it like mad. I badly need to start on my homework like now, though there wont be school tomorrow.

Note: sequence of events may not be real cos i sort of forgot the events already o:

Firstly,
210'09 PWNS YOUR ASS.
WE WON 1DT FOR AMAZING RACE.
3RD FOR NIGHT TRAIL,
AND THE MOST EFFICIENT AWARD FOR ahem, cleaniness.

Wednesday.
Headed to school, breifing and settling down. Slacked for about 2hours maybe? , then headed to chinese garden. Apparently we were the last to start cos they lost our clue, but PART A RULES., rather, part B, cos 1-17 became part B -.- Joy was in our group to replace gwen :D:D Anyway, we were really enthu and cheered and WON. But Mr Kuo took super unglam pictures of me playing tabooo and it was in the montage D:

After that came back and practised drama, and suddenly midway we saw those 213 people running to the toilet, so we ran too :D That was like 3.15 0_0, when our bathing time was 3.45, and the others 4pm. Remember, we were the aweomse cleaninnesss people :D:D:D So i ran for the showerhead, for BOTH DAYS HAHA. And bathed for quite long zomgyay.

-IN BETWEEN EVERYTHING WE PLAYED ELCTRICITY, MURDERER AND OTHER SUPER LAME AND RANDOM GAMES BUT WE HAD LOTS OF FUNNNNNNNN- (SHAUNA WAS SUPER SLOW HAHA DAMN FUNNY)

But after dinner had night trail, and i was really not enthu by then cos too messy, tired, and the heat could killl. Right after i showered i sweat. T.T We had to clean toilets ya know. Anyway i think night trail was really well planned and stuff, about some woman's murder, there'e tom robinson and stuff too o_o, we won 3rd for that :D, which was totally awesome.

After that washed up and slept, WE WERE REALLY SWEATY AND JOY STILL WORE TRACK PANTS o:

Thursday.
Morning, woke up by the noise. Frightened me like crap cos thought it was super late, but happened it was only 5.25am :( So decided to call in to 98.7 with daphne and the rest, it was AWESOME. Cos we were like talking shit so the DJ's cut off alot of the convo haha, and we wanted DIsloyal Order of Water Buffaloes but they didnt have, so in the end we dedicated Poker Face by lady gaga to 210 plus Mr Ng, Zhen LS and more people :D
The DJ's were like camp must be so so soooooooo boring that you'll laugh at everything. Oh they also told us to : "STOP DRINKING, when the teachers leave, the childeren come out to play" Hahahaha young was damn funny. :AM MAYHEM!" But joy went home after (something happened) :(

Then had telematch and leadership games, 210 was very enthu! :D Later on during break Daphne and I had headache so we rested. And gwen came to disturb us and started poking daphne's nsoe and face and asked shinyun why we were sleeping. And she damaged my ear :" CLARICEEEEEE! WAKE UP I AM GWEN WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
OMGWTFBBQ RIGHT. Ugh then later in the day i was soaking wet after slipper wars cos ashley teo poured down one bucket of water on me, and i was being squirt at by huge water guns and worst of all, MR NG WAS SNAPPING AWAY UNGALM WET PICTURES OF MOI. Then some 212 girl made me fell and thus now my leg has this bruise, it was super pain can. But thanks to grace she helped me :D FIRST CLASS FIRST AID HELP 8D

After shower was dinner, then movie time! :D They tricked us saying it was ghandi, but turned out to be school of rock :D, which rocked the auditorium. Then Camp C told us a SAD news : girls, tonight we foretell a thunderstorm, so we wont be sleeping in the quradrangle." HAHA SAD, but the whole cohort started screaming and erupting into laughter.

Friday
Woke up, drama concert, (our sucked), and 211 got a scolding from mrs wong due to rated stuff, they did uhchchh, banana dance, we live in singapura, basically just a skit, no plot, no narrative, but it was good actually. After that was PRIZE PRESENTATION! You would already know what we won, so i shant elaborate cos my hands are aching like shit and i still have pictures to post.
Cleaned toilets, went to island creamery with YX and steph, then steph's dad sent me home :D

RANDOM NOTE: IM NEGLECTING MY FACEBOOK and BLOG YES I KNOW SORRY.

Yesterday
School of thought, ms eu didnt come due to throat infection :( so we joined this secondary one class, which was uh okayish. And then in the middle of class, EU FRICKING CAME. And she still could teach the sec one class after our class, still screaming her head off. Who would actually believe she had throat infection -.-
Lunch at MOS with mich after that, then walked to boring jiang under the scorching heat.
Next was Gwen's brother's birthday party at botoanical gardens, and it was POURINGGGGG.
SERIOUSLY, FREAK WEATHER CAN KILL.

But overall organinsing gwen's bro's birthday party with shanna and gwen was really fun :D Dinner at gwen's after that, and her dad sent me home at about 9 plus. OKAY REALLY CANT BE BOTHERED TO ELABORATE SO BYE.

ps.pictures next time let me offf okay.
p.ps. i took one and a half plus hours to recall the events and post this stupid post.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/08/2009 05:39:00 PM

I dont see whats wrong with camp.

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/06/2009 03:00:00 PM

Hey all :D
Currently at camp and still surviving; joy just went home this morning due to uh (sensitive) reasons.
Amazing race yesterday, played taboo :D And the most amazing thing which happened last night, also the highlight which i didnt expect to happen, but.
two ten won the ngiht trail 3rd prize :}
s.c.r.e.a.m.
First time in history okay :D:D:D
Mr Ng was super happy too, anyway. Had quite a tough time sleeping. WITHOUT aircons and sweating like shit after night trail. Played and played till some teacher came it and scolded us X:

today, woke up at 5.30 :( Hell lot of noise so didnt even need alarm clock. Called in to 98.7! :D Hahaha they didnt have disloyal order of water buffaloes TT so we dedicated poker face to whole of nanyang plus Ng plus Zhen plus all the teachers =^_^= Right after we dedicated yogi (daphne's friend), smsed her : you called in.
HAHA. Now's breakfast and my parents are overseas, anyway even if they didnt go overseas they would'nt come :D Daphne's parents came yoz.
Telematch soon, followed by leadership games and best of all, movie later 8D

Dont wanna think about homework, have like chinese book review, chinese compo, history assignment, and lots of homework, TKAM TO READ! Die. After camp i will be super dead, and its due on tues. DIEEEEEEEEEEE.

Okay uh pris wants to use the comp, so ciao!
Hope tomorrow will be a better day.

ps. Must win amazing race, DO WELL FOR DRAMA TOMORROW!

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/05/2009 08:06:00 AM

Anyone wants to buy me any of these?
Though im not a HUGE fan of cobra starship like jeanette haha, but still, VERY NICE!

Skelanimals Electric Bi-Fold Wallet!

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/02/2009 04:40:00 PM

CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/01/2009 06:46:00 PM

date: 1st Mar, 4.38pm.
drinking:Coke
eating: Chocolates
mood:Happy
listening: THUNDER, RAINNNNN.
reading:Facebook tags, mail o:
doing:mass deleting mails.


HEY ALL :D
Its raining pigs, cows and gwens now.
And gwen is super hyper now o_o , wonder why. Maybe due to Ben's birthday? Anyway. Im gonna get him uhhh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ROBOT? Idk. Lets seeee. Soccer ball? Things related to soccer? Lego? But he now siao with lego. AIYAHHHHHH I DONT KNOW LA.

The thunder is freaking me out now. :(

I shalll be random.
Okay i shall sprout nonsensical jokes. I cant stand the thunderrrrrrr :( But i luv rainy days yay, that is when im at home.

Phua Chu Kang with his 1234567890

Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with......"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me,so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I rununtil I fall 6 and throw out. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 tothrow at him.

Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss andsay I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. Healso ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2him but I dont know what he 1".

Sign in the Dark
Silvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Dad: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Silvia: Your name on this report card.

Loser woman, pervertic man.
A beautiful young woman gets out of the shower, wraps a towel around her body and tells her husband that he can get in the shower. As he enters the shower, the doorbell rings.

The wife says she'll get the door and goes downstairs.

When she opens the door, she sees her neighbor, Bill, whose mouth opens wide at the sight of her shimmering form. He pulls out two one hundred dollar bills and tells her that they are hers if she will just let the towel fall to her waist. She thinks why not and drops the towel down and takes the money.

Bill gasps at the sight and shows her two more hundreds and offers them if she will just let the towel go altogether. She thinks she has come this far so what the heck and drops the towel to the ground. Bill looks for a minute, thanks her and leaves.

When she got back upstairs, her husband had completed his shower and asks her who was at the door. She says just Bill. The husband replies, "Did he say anything about the $400 he owes me?"

Bravery
BG Lee,Thaksin and Abdullah meet in a tri-nation military excercise,standing infront of a 5-story flagpole.

Thaksin wants to show off the bravery of his men.
"Come see this you two...Sargent! Get up the flagpole there and while you're up there sing the natinal anthem!" "Yes sir!"came the reply and the sargent did just that.

"Thats nothing..." said Abdullah " Lt! Climb that flagpole,balance yourself on top and sing our national anthem!"
"Sir, yes Sir!" and he did just that.

"Both are pathetic effort to show off bravery...i'll show you the real meaning of bravery!" said BG Lee. "Major! Come here! See that flagpole there? Climb it,balance yourself at the top,sing the national anthem and then jump down. Understand!?"
The Singaporean Major looked at the flagpole and replied "Siow! Go and do it yourself ar Sir!" "See? Thats bravery!"
Wireless.
The Americans were very proud that they were the first to use copper telephone wires. They dug 10 metres and found copper wires in use by their ancestors.

Not to be outdone, the French dug 100 metres and found fibre optics! See, we French people were using fibre optics 100 years ago!

The Malaysians were unimpressed. Dr Mahathir ordered his government officials to dig. They dug 10 metres and found nothing. They dug 100 metres and also found nothing. They decided to dig 1000 metres and also found nothing!

Anyway, Dr Mahathir said: Well, this shows that 1000 years ago, we were already using wireless!

Singaporeans.
Always must win
Borrow but never return
Cheap is good
Don't trust anyone
Everything also must grab!
Free! Free! Free!
Grab first talk later
Help yourself to everything
I first, I want, I everything
Jump queue
Keep coming back for more
Look for discount
Must not lose face
Outdo everyone you know
Pay only when necessary
Quit while you are ahead
Rushing and pushing wins the race
Sample are always welcome
Take but don't give
Unless it's free forget it
Vow to be number one
Winner takes it ALL! ALL! ALL!
Yell if necessary to get what you want
Zebras are kiasu because they want tobe both black and white at the same time

Death.
Two men, sentenced to die by hanging on the same day, were led down to the execution room. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Do you have a last request?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love to dance and listening to dance music. Could you please play the Macarena and let me dance to it for one last time?" "Certainly," replied the warden.

He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you? What is your final request?" "Please," said the other condemned man with pleading teary eyes, "kill me first."

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Okay in done ciao!

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CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/01/2009 04:25:00 PM