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CLARICE
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date: 18thJune, 10.47pm.
drinking: -
eating: -
mood: SUNBURNT, HOT HOT HOT HOT (!!)
listening: blog song
reading: nothing
doing: -

you taught me how to spell: LOVE.

Call me Clarice. I luv all my fellow batchmates., ex batchmates, NYSB. Also all 210-ers, and all School Of Thought mates <3 Luv Ms Eu always, most inspiring teacher ever in my life. Also always loving RGPS and NYGH, two schools which made a major impact in my life. And lastly, my family.

Scream!


santa claus, isn't coming to town.

not in any order
Be Happy
Thick Belt
Hair Straightener
W910i
Unlimited Arcade
ONTO green headphones
Skelanimals Electric Bi-Fold Wallet!
Ipod Classic 80GB
New watch
Red Converse
More stabilo/playcolour markers!
Red Crumpler
New wallet
Sony Camera
More GRAPHIC tees
sax bands
Plain Colour Hoodies
world adomination? :D

Impossible Wishes

To have perfect eyesight
To be flexible
To be back in a sports CCA
To be freed of homework


You still put the good in goodbye.


Listen and follow your heart.

Reminiscence

January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 July 2010

A whole lot of crap.

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Hello Friends.
I am feeling very funny now, literally and figaratively, so i am here to share some jokes.
HEEHAW.
Im feeling super random now, so excuse me for my randomness.

MURPHY'S LAW: EXPECTED THE UNEXPECTED, SHIT HAPPENS.

Okay pardon me, some racist jokes too. (scroll down for answers)

1. What do you call an Indian Priest?
2. What happens when two chinese men get knock down in the middle of the road?
3. What do you call the Singh who likes to chill out?
4. What do you call 1000 niggers skydiving?

Ohshit why am i doing all this, wait, i need to do homework!
Remember clarice, Do your Homework.
Homework, First. Blogging, Last. Yes correct.


But hold on, i just remembered something, and forgot it again. omgwtfbbq. OH OH OH. Ron guy told us on saturday about his indian friend who likes to make racist jokes about his race, like uhhh, how does a singh drive a motorbike? (Vrooom vroom vroom, turban turban turban.)
OKAY NEVERMIND THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE -.-

Right after i type out the answers i need to fly off to the artic and isolate myself and concentrate on my homework. Mmhmm.


Answers.
1. Holy Shit
2. You get double yellow lines.
3. Relax-singh (relaxing)
4. Nightfall.

I HAVE MANY MORE UPLOAD SOME OTHER TIME.
And i know they're very funny kthxbai.
ps. No offence meant to be made, thank you.

edit/
THANK YOU CHONGMIN FOR BEING SO CHONGMINISH.


CLARICE THE AWESOME ♥ 3/09/2009 12:22:00 PM